If Groupon was Battletoads, it would be like I made it all the way to the Terra Tubes without dying on my first ever play through.

from Andrew Mason – Groupon Farewell Memo on Rap Genius


DAAAYUMN! That’s level 9 out of 13, not bad bro!


So there are really two specific things that Mason is implying with this reference:


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