3. I've never been able to orgasm from oral sex. When I tell a woman that, she usually takes it as a personal challenge. Inevitably they are disappointed to find out that I wasn't lying, and they weren't the magical blowjob princess they thought.
4. the money goes OUT of your wallet and you go IN to the hand of a strange asian lady who jerks you off unenthustiayically while she thinks, "...I came to america just to jerk off fat white businessman?" and reconsiders what she's done with her life
8. Go after some older girls. If you agree with Erikson's stages of development, there is a lot going on in a young girl's life that would make it near impossible for her to accept or understand how to be in such a open relationship when they are having difficulties accepting themselves.
11. Pimp gave the advice that the best way to keep his whores in line was to grab them by their pony tail and shoot a bullet through their hair when they first start acting up. They behave after that.
12. You could say that the second sphincter is a little moody and unpredictable, so give it lots of foreplay - after you've gotten yours.
14. I am curious to know these reasons. I know that women faking orgasms is a thing that happens, but I would like a deeper insight on this phenomenon.
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