[Verse 1: Anthony Padilla] Freedom fightin' machine, big-ass hatchet in hand Why'd you have to kill my bros? I'ma slash your face, man I'm a very skilled assassin killin' dudes in ones and twos Blood flowin' like a river, need a box of tissues
[Pre-Chorus: Anthony Padilla] When I'm huntin', I be stuntin', you can never find me In the bushes, in the hay stacks, in your mother's laundry Watch me comin', free runnin', up the walls like a boss What you lookin' at, bitch? Taste my tomahawk chop
[Chorus: Anthony Padilla] How many fools can I kill today? Too many to count, don't get in my way I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow Tomahawk chop is my death blow How many fools can I kill today? Too many to count, don't get in my way I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow Tomahawk chop is my death blow
[Verse 2: Anthony Padilla] From Boston to NY, always up to no good Don't know how I can see out this big-ass hood Walkin' through the crowds, touchin' you on the back Using my hidden blade for a secret attack
[Chorus: Anthony Padilla] How many fools can I kill today? Too many to count, don't get in my way I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow Tomahawk chop is my death blow How many fools can I kill today? Too many to count, don't get in my way I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow Tomahawk chop is my death blow
[Chorus: Anthony Padilla] How many fools can I kill today? Too many to count, don't get in my way I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow Tomahawk chop is my death blow How many fools can I kill today? Too many to count, don't get in my way I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Comedy group Smosh released this song back in 2012. It is based around the game “Assassin’s Creed III”, which was released by Ubisoft.
In the song, Anthony Padilla takes lead vocals, and Ian Hecox comes in for the third verse later on in the song.
As of December 2020, the YouTube video has over 95,000,000 views and 1,100,000 likes, making it their most liked video and second most viewed video, only falling behind “Beef N' Go”
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