There's a sinister feeling brewing
'Bout a women and her non-stop yap
In a couple weeks she'll be stewing
Bait the hook of a tender trap
Spend your money on countless reasons
Bric-a-brac that cannot be used
Snivel on the ground that she walks on
Give an inch and that woman wants two

The trouble today with women:
The mouth don't stop!

There's an older one yakity-yackin'
Husband's credit cards let her shop
There's a younger one; gums keep flappin'
Will the jawbone never stop?
There's an ugly one, she need screwin'
Never in your life (No, not me!)
There's a pretty one; always talkin'
Will the woman's mouth never cease?

The trouble today with women:
YEAH!
The mouth don't stop (x3)
No, the mouth don't stop

There's an older one yakity-yackin'
Husband's credit cards let her shop
There's a younger one; gums keep flappin'
Will the jawbone never stop?
There's an ugly one, she need screwin'
Never in your life (No, not me!)
There's a pretty one; always talkin'
Will the woman's mouth never cease?

The mouth don't stop (x4)