Woke up hung like a ton of bricks
I don't know where the hell i am
Who's this naked next to me
What did I do? I've gotta pee

Can't work or go to school today
Can't remember if i do that anyways
Got some money, got no clue
The worlds a mess what can i do

I hate my life, I hate my life
I hate my life, I hate my life

Crashed the car, lost the job
I'm a dirty, smelly, total slob
Lots of sex, little love, stimulation, no satisfaction
Life is hard, life is stress, life is such a pain in the ass
Saturday night and I'm not dressed, how can i go on?

I hate my life, I hate my life
I hate my life, I hate my life

Woke up hung like a ton of bricks
Don't know where the hell I am
Who's naked next to me?
What did I do? I've gotta pee

Can't work or go to school today
Can't remember if I do that anyway
Got some money, got no clue
The world's a mess

I hate my life, I hate my life
I hate my life, I hate my life
I hate my life, I hate my life
I hate my life, I hate my life

Your life's so bad, they're gonna take it, take it all away
Your life's so bad, they're gonna take it, take it all away
Your life's so bad, they're gonna take it, take it all away
Your life's so bad, they're gonna take it, take it all away

Complain, complain, life sucks anyway
If it's all so hard, let them take it all away
Why the competition? Why stress to death?
Be happy with what you have, most have so much less
I hope someday we realize how good it really is
Yeah, I may hate my life at times, but I always try to live

Complain, complain, life sucks anyway
If it's all so hard, let them take it all away
Why the competition? Why stress to death?
Be happy with what you have, most have so much less
I hope someday we realize how good it really is
Yeah, I may hate my life at times, but I always try to live