[Intro: T-Pain]
Yay-ee
Yeah, yeah
Whoa-ooh-ooh
Ugh, now, now, shawty
Now, now, now, shawty

[Bridge: T-Pain]
Now, now, now shawty, don't chop me, shawty, don't screw me
Shawty don't chop me, shawty, don't screw me
Shawty, don't chop me, shorty don't screw me
Yeah, yeah-yeah

[Verse 1: T-Pain]
Have you ever seen
A dime-piece all alone at the bar?
Bar— Bar
Straight out of a magazine
And you just wanna let her know who you are
Are— Are
So you say, "Let me buy you a drink or a lil' conversation
If that's what you wanna do"
Do— Do
Then she says, "Club is about to end"
Then you say, "Why don't you come to my crib?"
Then she says, "I can't leave my friends"

[Chorus: T-Pain]
Now, you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed— Screwed, chopped— chopped and screwed
You've officially been— and— and skrewed
And —ewed —ewed, chopped— screwed— screwed
You've officially been chopped and screwed
And— And— screwed, chopped— screwed— screwed
You've officially been screwed
Screwed, screwed— screwed, chopped— chopped and screwed
You've officially been— and— and skrewed

[Break: T-Pain]
Shawty, don't chop me
Shawty, don't screw me (Yeah)
Shawty— Shawty, don't chop me
Shawty, —ewed —ewed (Chopped and screwed)
Shawty— Shawty, don't chop me
Shawty— Shawty, don't screw me
Shawty, don't chop me (Yeah— Yeah)
Don't— Don't screw me (Hey, yeah)

[Verse 2: T-Pain]
Have you ever been in the V.I.P. room
Of your favorite strip club?
Club— Club
And you got a shawty all on you, kissing on your neck
Makin you feel like she's so in love
Love— Love
Now you done got you a couple drinks
And you're feelin like it's 'bout that time to cuddle up, oh, ooh
Up— Up
Then you say, "Shawty, what's really up?"
She takes a big sip out your cup
Then, she says, "That'll be sixty bucks!"

[Chorus: T-Pain & Ludacris]
Now, you've officially been chopped and screwed (Yeah, hey)
Screwed— Screwed, chopped— chopped and screwed
You've officially been— and— and skrewed
And —ewed —ewed, chopped— screwed— screwed (Lu— Luda!)
You've officially been chopped— (Hahahaha!)

[Verse 3: Ludacris]
Now— Now— Now, shawty why you actin like that— like that?
Like, all you ever really wanna do is just doubt me (Ugh)
Ludacris, can't— can't live without him
But even mo' I bet you really can't live without me (Nope)
You— You must've flipped your wig (Yup)
You gotta be out your mind (Yeah)
I'll chop— chop— chop you, screw you— screw you
Out of your— Out of your spine (Woo!)
Backbreaker (Blaow!), put you over my knee
Put you on punishment, woman, and I'll spank you (Blaow!)
Have you praisin the Lord like, "Thank you—
Thank you— Thank you— Lord, I wanna thank you!" (Jesus!)
But have you ever met a woman that'll lead you on
And steer you wrong instead of please you? (Yup!)
Have you singing this song, 'cause all night long
She did nothing but flirt and tease you? (Yup!)
Well, I gotta admit that I have (Hey)
Put one in the air, sit back, and I laugh (Hey)
Shawty, why you insist on doing me that bad? (Hey)
Probably 'cause of the amount of booty that I've grabbed (Hey)
Coming back to haunt me
So instead of being put into submission and subdued
(What happened?) Guess what, dawg?
Hahaha! L—L—L—Luda!

[Chorus: T-Pain]
Now, you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed— Screwed, chopped— chopped and screwed
You've officially been— and— and skrewed
And —ewed —ewed, chopped— screwed— screwed
You've officially been chopped and screwed
And— And— screwed, chopped— screwed— screwed
You've officially been screwed
Screwed, screwed— screwed, chopped— chopped and screwed
You've officially been— and— and skrewed

[Break: T-Pain]
Shawty, don't chop me
Shawty, don't screw me (Yeah)
Shawty— Shawty, don't chop me
Shawty, —ewed —ewed (Chopped and screwed)
Shawty— Shawty, don't chop me
Shawty— Shawty, don't screw me
Shawty, don't chop me
Don't— Don't screw me— me—me-me-me
Me—