Adrienne Jarocki

Best thing about Harvard: Harvard Fencing Team.
Worst thing about Harvard: Being woken up by Memorial Church bells every morning…
What you look for in a girl/guy: Height & determination.
Most embarrassing Harvard moment: Getting nervous when speaking in section and suddenly having a southern accent.
In 15 years you are: Happy and worry-free.

Archibald I. H. Stonehill

Ideal date: Recreation of Kanye West’s “Bound 2” music video.
Best thing about Harvard: The fact that I made the 15 Hottest Freshmen.
Worst thing about Harvard: The fact that I made the 15 Hottest Freshmen.
Role Models: Slavoj Zizek, Huey P. Newton, and Kanye West.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: O Sushi.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: What rhymes with hug me?

Celina E. Dubin

Ideal date: Great food followed by a sporting event.
Worst date: Fast food followed by the opera.
Describe yourself in three words: Swedish, Jewish, foodie.
Favorite childhood activity: Fishing for crabs off the dock in Sweden.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Go for it.

Clare M. McClintock

Worst date: Anything awkwardly silent.
Best thing about Harvard: All the interesting people I’ve been lucky to meet, but mostly Jessie Wyatt.
First thing you’ll do with your 15 minutes of fame: Definitely endure some mocking from my brother.
Role Models: Eleanor Roosevelt and Tina Fey.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: “Oh yeah, I know you from Facebook.”
In 15 years you are: Using this article to try to convince people I was cool in college.

Efe M. Uwaifo

Ideal date: A romantic meal in Annenberg, followed by a pleasurable walk in the scenic Canaday Courtyard.
Describe yourself in three words: I don’t respect limits.
Guilty pleasure: Simply Lemonade.
Favorite childhood activity: Chasing the girls in the school playground.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: At some dorm party with a bunch of other sweaty people.
Most embarrassing Harvard moment: Last night.

Emily C. Jones

Ideal date: Spending the day at Disney World’s Magic Kingdom.
Favorite book/author: “100 Years of Solitude” by Gabriel García Márquez.
First thing you’ll do with your 15 minutes of fame: Try to get free food.
Role Models: Audrey Hepburn, Roman Polanski, Richard Avedon.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Depends on the temperature.
In 15 minutes you are: Finishing a film.
In 15 years you are: Finishing a film ;).

Gussie J. Roc

Worst date: December 25, 1999. Didn’t get the Barbie dress.
Best thing about Harvard: I thought there would be a lot of class conflict at Harvard but it turns out that Old Money and New Money can totally coexist.
Worst thing about Harvard: No mascot.
What you look for in a girl/guy: Facial symmetry.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: We were rooting for you. We were all rooting for you.
In 15 minutes you are: Dreaming about a successful career in the arts.
In 15 years you are: Investment banking.

Hunter S. Simmons

Worst thing about Harvard: Taking pictures for tourists.
Best thing about Harvard: Seeing them rub the foot.
Describe yourself in three words: Focused, cordial, genuine.
Guilty pleasure: Mr. Bartley’s Health Connector.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Grays E-31.
What you look for in a girl: Authenticity.

Kennedy F. Q. Edmonds

Ideal date: Skydiving/Karaoke Bar.
Worst thing about Harvard: Shake Shack’s closing time.
Favorite book/author: Jurassic Park.
Describe yourself in three words: Australian Malaysian Groovy.
Guilty pleasure: Freshman Formal.
Role Models: Kanye West, Ash Ketchum, Nelson Mandela.
What you look for in a girl/guy: Rejection of gender binary.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: I do car commercials…in Japan.
In 15 minutes you are: Cute.
In 15 years you are: Sexy.

Lucy L. Nam

Favorite book/author: “Brave New World” by Aldous Huxley.
First thing you’ll do with your 15 minutes of fame: Call my parents.
Role Models: My parents.
Favorite childhood activity: Watching Arthur on PBS.
What you look for in a girl/guy: Someone who is similar to me.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Do you want to build a snowman?

Mary F. Brown

Ideal date: I'm not very picky, so maybe a private jet to Paris with Drake, or a fancy dinner with Drake, or just a super simple, stay at home and watch a movie date with Drake.
Worst date: December 26, so many more days until Christmas.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Who is trying to find me?
What you look for in a girl/guy: Intellect, personality, blah blah blah, mostly just good looks.

Pietro Galeone

Worst date: “Well, I guess this was a decent night night after all, despite the flat tire, the parking ticket, the ripped shirt, and the lost phone. At least we survived the first date.” “Date? What date?! Oh, sorry, did you think this was a date?” “…”
First thing you’ll do with your 15 minutes of fame: Call Meryl Streep and Jennifer Lawrence, and go out together.
Role Models: My dad, A. De Saint-Exupéry’s Little Prince, Jennifer Lawrence.
Most embarrassing Harvard moment: Me (whispering to a friend): “Hey, look at the professor’s zipper, it’s open… ”Professor: “I know, it’s broken.”
In 15 years you are: Probably still asleep. Or in some ONG.

Skip L. Rosamilia

Ideal date: Tonight.
Worst date: Annenberg.
Worst thing about Harvard: It abides by the 24-hours-in-a-day policy.
Guilty pleasures: Thrifting, Snugglez, and Studio Ghibli.
What you look for in a girl/guy: An attraction I can’t articulate.
Most embarrassing Harvard moment: Making Weeks Bridge look like a slip-n-slide.
In 15 minutes you are: Still thinking of witty things to write.
In 15 years you are: Finally replying to text messages I received today.

Swetha Sanagavarapu

Worst thing about Harvard: Cross country skiers in the yard on a NOT snow day.
Describe yourself in three words: Wannabe Princess Jasmine.
Guilty pleasure: Making excel spreadsheets of my clothing inventory.
First thing you’ll do with your 15 minutes of fame: Hire bodyguards.
Favorite childhood activity: Resisting mandatory naptime
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Resisting mandatory naptime.
What you look for in a girl/guy: Dat dowry doe.

Zena K. Edosomwan

Concentration: Quantum Physics/Applied Math and a secondary in complete lies.
Worst date: She refuses my marriage proposal…on our first date.
Favorite book/author: “Harvard Guide 101: Tools to Become a 15 Hottest Freshman” by Zena Edosomwan.
Role Models: Parents, Coach Amaker, Professor Harry Lewis, and my proctors.
Favorite childhood activity: Eating cocoa puffs and watching the Power Rangers with my cousin “Jumbo.”
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Eating cocoa puffs and watching the Power Rangers with my cousin “Jumbo.”
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: I took chinese for 4 years, and I can rap in Chinese. #HOT
Most embarrassing Harvard moment: Getting exposed for taking man selfies by my teammates.