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They quickly banded together, the Justice League of Ex-Teachers of Mine, in order to throw a side-eye at anyone who dared encourage children, lest they turn out like me. Lauren Leto – The Justice League of Ex-Teachers of Mine

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“Go outside and make some friends,” my mom would sigh Lauren Leto – The Justice League of Ex-Teachers of Mine

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the child will keep making raspberries and pretending to be a monkey until you want to rip her arms out. Lauren Leto – The Justice League of Ex-Teachers of Mine

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Once, she turned in what was supposed to be a book report but instead amounted to a terrifyingly detailed account of J.D. Salinger’s life. Lauren Leto – The Justice League of Ex-Teachers of Mine

http://laurenleto.wordpress.com/salinger-project/

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One time, I had to send her home because she was crying about losing her annotated copy of Catch-22. Lauren Leto – The Justice League of Ex-Teachers of Mine

My car was stolen while my backpack was in it. The thief ended up throwing my backpack out onto the street and a few days later some kids I went to school with found the backpack. Happy day!

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Lear’s Earl of Gloucester dives off the cliff. Lauren Leto – The Justice League of Ex-Teachers of Mine

The Earl of Gloucester doesn’t actually dive off a cliff, he’s recently blinded by Cornwall and wants to die when he runs into his son Edgar, who he doesn’t recognize (obviously). He tells Edgar he plans to jump off a cliff, Edgar pretends to lead him to a cliff then after the Earl thinks he’s jumped, changes his voice and pretends the Earl has been saved by divine intervention.

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“You can’t while away all your time reading in college!” Lauren Leto – The Justice League of Ex-Teachers of Mine

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I’d hide contraband in my suitcase and spend the week away from home in Narnia. Lauren Leto – The Justice League of Ex-Teachers of Mine

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I’d try to please her by rollerblading in a circle in our driveway, while reading Lauren Leto – The Justice League of Ex-Teachers of Mine

While reading THIS BOOK

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finally coming out only after my mom had, in an abrupt state of panic, called the police. Lauren Leto – The Justice League of Ex-Teachers of Mine

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