In American football, stealing a pass from the offense while on defense is called an interception. Mike doesn’t have a problem stealing women from their boyfriends, but he hates when they get chatty.

Mike can convince unfaithful girls to ditch their boyfriends for the night and hook up with other girls for the chance to appear in a Touring’s Boring video.

Obviously, intersections on the road have opposite traffic lanes.

Celebrities find it hard to keep any aspect of their private lives out of the spotlight. So if Mike goes out with you, it will definitely spread across the internet.

This line was somewhat prophetic considering that TMZ ran a story about Josie Canseco (Jose Canseco’s daughter and Mike’s girlfriend) kissing Justin Bieber outside of a club. It was a harmless kiss on the cheek and it seems Mike’s cool with it.

On the “UOENO” remix, Mike said:

Got expelled from school in sixth grade
Teacher said “get your shit straight”
Well, I made a hundred last week and that’s way more than she get paid

“S'il vous plaît” is French for “please.” While Mike and his girl are free spirits, he definitely wants to stick around to get it on.

Having sex three times before mid-afternoon isn’t just a simple conquest for Mike; it’s a play off the colloquial meaning for “cake,” popularized by Rihanna.

Mike’s from Rhode Island and his family is still there, but he’s got too much to do musically in L.A. to go visit. One of his biggest draws to Rhode Island is his niece, Brielle, whom he frequently shouts out on social media.

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