[Verse 1]
I'd kiss your teeth
I'd do your taxes
I'll be your girl
If you weren't a vampire

[Verse 2]
You look so sharp
In your cloak and slippers
I'd be your girl
If you weren't a vampire

[Chorus]
I'd like to go on a picnic with you
But you'll explode in the sun
I'd introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood

[Post-Chorus]
La La La

[Verse 3]
Let's go outside
And chase the squirrels
And drain their blood
Because you re a vampire

[Chorus]
I'd like to go on a picnic with you
But you ll explode in the sun
I'd introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood

[Bridge]
But you re so sweet
When you re on a feeding frenzy
You look so fine
When you murdered my whole family
I have a stake
But I swear I wouldn't use it
It's decorative
Like the velvet painting of
Richard Dean Anderson

[Verse 4]
I'd kiss your teeth
I'd do your taxes
I'll be your girl
Because you're a vampire

[Chorus]
I'd like to go on a picnic with you
But you'll explode in the sun
I'd introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood

[Chorus]
I'd like to go on a picnic with you
But you'll explode in the sun
I'd introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood

[Outro]
Because you're a vampire