* obviously, this isn't REALLY the President of the United States

Woman singing:
I'm covering up, He's covering
I don't know why he's down on his knees
Cause the more booty he come across, the more problems he sees

Bill Clinton:
Verse 1:
B-I-G, P-E-N-I-S
Fooling around with chicks what I do best
GOP really mad cause I'm flagrant
Had sex in every room here but the basement
My scene supreme stays clean
A Poon-hounds miracle dream I be that
Got so much that my unit's bent
Support from the pollsters, girls on my shoulders
Playboy I told ya
Never met a girl I could do too much, I'm a big sex nut
Step on the stage they'll never nail my butt
Speaking of butt guess what I'm having for lunch

Chorus:
I don't know why he's down on his knees
Cause the more booty he come across, the more problems he sees
I don't know why he's down on his knees
Cause the more booty he come across, the more problems he sees

Verse 2:
Me lose my touch, a load of crap
If I did, ain't no problem I know where my love Janet Reno's at
Throw your legs in the sky
Wave 'em side to side, a real nice guy
Who would never tell a lie
Baby please, on my knees, fondle these
B-I-L is a rustler put me on the cover of Hustler
I prefer double D's give me one in each hand
Hey you know, it doesn't blow
That your wife doesn't miss it if you have another girl kiss it
Don't wanna hear about my ding-dong
As long as I keep the economy strong

Chorus:
I don't know why he's down on his knees
Cause the more booty he come across, the more problems he sees
I don't know why he's down on his knees
Cause the more booty he come across, the more problems he sees