Chris Sieber - please!
Performing on your knees?
Dude, that only works
To win Golden Globes
Chris Sieber played the role of Lord Farquhad in Shrek the Musical and literally had to perform on his knees in order to emulate the short stature of the character.
The Hollywood Foreign Press Association, the organization which awards the Golden Globes, has had a (not unwarranted) reputation for being easily influenced due to the group’s small size (less than 100 members decide who receives the awards).
While giving head might work on the HPFA, it won’t work on Broadway (somewhat ironic, considering…)
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