Somewhere there’s a woman who just received a new lease on life because of a screening that you provided that helped catch her cancer in time.
It is a little known fact that the majority of work done by Planned Parenthood is in general, preventative women’s health care.
Senator Kyle of Arizona said in 2011 that “abortion services are well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does” which was a blatant lie, explained later by one of his staffers as “not intended to be factual…”
Stephen Colbert, in response,
started a Twitter line, with (just an example) twirs just as these —
Jon Kyl holds the Guinness World Record for “Largest Collection of Penis Enlargers.”
In 2009, Jon Kyl lost $380,000 wagering on dwarf tossing.
Jon Kyl calls the underside of his Senate seat: “The Booger Graveyard.”
Jon Kyl has the world’s most extensive catalogue of snuff films.
Jon Kyl can unhinge his jaw like a python to swallow small rodents whole.
Jon Kyl calls all Asians “Neil” no matter what their name is.
Jon Kyl let a game-winning ground ball roll through his legs in Game 6 of the ‘86 World Series.
Jon Kyl developed his own line of hair care products just so he could test them on bunnies.
Once a year, Jon Kyl retreats to the Arizona Desert and deposits 2 million egg sacs under the sand.
Jon Kyl is one of Gaddafi’s sexy female ninja guards.
To help improve the meaning of these lyrics, visit “Remarks by the President at the Planned Parenthood Conference (April 26, 2013)” by President Barack Obama and leave a comment on the lyrics box