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Ultimate Assassin’s Creed 3 Song

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Track 2 on Smoshtastic 
Oct. 26, 20121 viewer9.7K views

Ultimate Assassin’s Creed 3 Song Lyrics

[Chorus: Anthony]
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow


[Verse 1: Anthony]
Freedom fightin' machine, big-ass hatchet in hand
Why'd you have to kill my bros? I'ma slash your face, man
I'm a very skilled assassin killin' dudes in ones and twos
Blood flowin' like a river, need a box of tissues

[Pre-Chorus: Anthony]
When I'm huntin', I be stuntin', you can never find me
In the bushes, in the hay stacks, in your mother's laundry
Watch me comin', free runnin', up the walls like a boss
What you lookin' at, bitch? Taste my tomahawk chop

[Chorus: Anthony]
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
[Hook: Anthony]
Tomahawk, Tomahawk
T-T-Tomahawk, Tomahawk
Tomahawk, Tomahawk
Tomahawk, T-T-Tomahawk

[Verse 2: Anthony]
From Boston to NY, always up to no good
Don't know how I can see out this big-ass hood
Walkin' through the crowds, touchin' you on the back
Using my hidden blade for a secret attack

[Pre-Chorus: Anthony]
Jumpin' off of giant buildings like I was a super man
Use your momma as a meat shield every time that I can
Take a break from the war to hunt for some meat
What? A man's gotta eat


[Chorus: Anthony]
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
[Hook: Anthony]
Tomahawk, Tomahawk
T-T-Tomahawk, Tomahawk
Tomahawk, Tomahawk
Tomahawk, T-T-Tomahawk

[Verse 3: Ian]
Up first in the verse, feel the clack of wooden teeth
Bread and butter, lift the covers and you'll find the fuckin' heat
Re-revolution I lead with the world I got beef
I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers, I don't wear briefs
You can't step up to me and my gang
Horse and carriage, drive-bys, bullet in the chamb'
Ridin' over your clique like the Delaware, son
I'll get my face on that dollar before this shit's done


[Chorus: Anthony]
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
[Hook: Anthony]
Tomahawk, Tomahawk
T-T-Tomahawk, Tomahawk
Tomahawk, Tomahawk
Tomahawk, T-T-Tomahawk

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Comedy group Smosh released this song back in 2012. It is based around the game “Assassin’s Creed III”, which was released by Ubisoft.

In the song, Anthony Padilla takes lead vocals, and Ian Hecox comes in for the third verse later on in the song.

As of December 2020, the YouTube video has over 95,000,000 views and 1,100,000 likes, making it their most liked video and second most viewed video, only falling behind “Beef N' Go”

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October 26, 2012
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